- We don’t have the power to hold connecting flights
- Don’t use the pillows or blankets
- A little courtesy will go a long way (don’t threaten us)
- The flight crew has much more power than you give us credit for
- On Regionals, many can depart early if everything goes well
- We don’t like the rules anymore than you do and don’t enforce them to torture you
- We also fear luggage loss
- We can’t control the weather
- We can’t control the activities of the airports
- We can’t look up info at 38K
- You can NOT speak to the captain inflight
- The cheaper your seat, the less you matter to the airline
- We don’t like delays anymore than you do
- We’re here primarily for your safety
- Don’t put your child on the floor
- Look in the seat pocket before putting hand in
- Check the pocket before exiting plane
- No food is provided in coach
- Upgrades to first class are left up to the gate agents
- Standing up during taxi is not acceptable
- Sterile cockpit delays during landing
- Seatbelt sign
- Mile-high club
- Making mess on the jets
- Randomly shoving things in the overhead bins/ breaking stuff on the jets
- airports have working bathrooms. Use them
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